To promote gender equality, my office decided to have a gender bender day. I told my wife about it, and she said I should take part in it. Well she helped me get ready, with make-up and breast forms and stuff to make me look like a real woman. But when she saw the results she wasn't pleased with them, and so with a snap of her fingers she turned me into a real woman, and made me go to work. I tell you, I am not even half way through the day yet, and all the guys at the office staring at me is making me feel a little uncomfortable. I can't wait to get home so she changes me back.
"... So,imagine my surprise when my lovely wife showed up to take me out for lunch. Wearing her favorite yoga outfit, which clung to the outline of a rigid, circumcised cock above her tempting 'camel-toe'-labia my jaw fell open as she swayed her full hips right into mine & pressed her straining pecker against my tummy and planted a sloppy, passionate kiss on my bee-stung lips!
ReplyDeleteWe had a long lunch together -among other things- and decided that we should make every day a gender-bender day! ..."