"What the hell is going on here?! Why is my body standing in front of me?! Wait a second, why do I feel cold?! Oh my god! Why do I have boobs?! What the fuck is happening to me?!"
"Don't you worry, Kevin all of your questions will soon be answered, along with others later on. But for now all you need to know is that you are in my body and I am in yours and that we will be staying like this for a while."
"What do you mean by a while?! Why are you doing this to me?! Give me back my body this minute!"