Not Wasting My New Assetts

Dan I understand how badly you want a girlfriend, but why the fuck would you turn me into a woman for. I know we are roommates and all, but what the fuck, dude! I hope you don't expect me to be your girl, cause your dreaming. I've seen how you treat your girlfriends, and based on that I would never date you. Besides just look at these assets you've given me, too bad you'll never get to touch or see them. Even if you turned me into a copy of your absolute dream woman, your nuts to think I'd waste my new assets on you. Besides you have a small dick, so I'm sure you wouldn't be able to please this body. Now if you excuse me, I'm going go put my new assets to work and find me a man to explore this new body with. Have fun jerking off tonight loser.

Deflected Spell

What the fuck happened! The spell I was casting on you was suppose to enhance your beauty and sexuality, not the other way around. What you deflected the spell, so that it would backfire on me? But why? I don't want to be a woman! This is how I wanted you to look, not me. Look at these tits, and this body. How could you not want this, I mean I'm one hot fucking bitch! Wait did I just say that? Whatever let's make the most of it, shall we? Maybe we can find some guys, and have a little fun if ya know what I mean.